Hello.

Hi. I am Miss Ellen. I am a kitty that lives at Millionaire Manor with my daddy, mommy, brothers, and sister. I like to lay under the bed in my mommy and daddy's room because the tall people can't get under there. I'm not really afraid of people that live in the house except for when they get tall. I'm told I'm a very pretty girl. My daddy loves me, I can tell. He sometimes picks my boogers off the outside of my nose and it doesn't feel good but he says it's because it makes me pretty. I really love the early morning at home because it's when daddy gives us kitties treats for being so good (and pretty). It's when I eat the most because the other food we have always has my brothers and sisters around it and Phineas in particular is always giving me looks like he either wants to jump on me or push me out of the way. I stay back until they are all playing or sleeping and I sneak in for a quick bite. I admit that I'd rather have a bowl of just those yummy treats, but I'd probably get sick of those eventually, too. My daddy doesn't think I'm very smart, but I'm smarter than I let on. Playing cute and dumb can get you favors sometimes, so I'm going with it. My daddy dresses me up in costumes sometimes and I really do like it. It makes me even prettier! I love looking at the pretty kitty in the shiny window in my mommy and daddy's bathroom because she looks just like me. There is also sometimes a guy that looks like daddy in there, which is weird because I can't believe there is another human as cool as my daddy, but the shiny window doesn't lie. I also see a lady that looks like my mommy in there from time to time, but I just chalk it up to the mystery of the shiny window. I'm going to go under the bed now because I hear that boy from downstairs coming up here and he is kind of loud. He is very handsome and looks like my daddy, but he scares me sometimes. Everyone scares me sometimes, actually. Ta ta.